NG ENG HOE :D

SUNDAY, MAY 30, 2010

NG ENG HOE :D

To thank the Joker, Ng Eng Hoe who drove me to church and drove me home yesterday.


What an 'interesting' journey on the road we had.
Both of us were dead tired and almost dozing off.
Apparently, he said we nearly crashed TWICE.
But I didn't notice ...
We took the wrong road and ended up somewhere not so familiar
By the way, he thought I was joking when I said we have to turn left to go home. (LOL!!!)
Then we were stopped by a police road block
while going home at 11.30pm.
Probably it was his green-coloured-sprayed hair...:D

This is really Eng Hoe's random and amazing adventures. I was invlved in it.
BUT ..I'm thankful I got home safely :D

thanks, Eng Hoe. (REALLY!!!)
:D

29!!!! is 2morrow

ok people the event is 2morrow ... so excited... every1 is supposed to dress up as a celebrity and come. i myself m dressing up as joker from batman.. not the sissy 1 but the cooler 1 in dark knight oooh bought the make up d and now all i need is some glue to make the smiley face thingy... anyway exams are also over actually no la 1 more paper on the 7 of june but hey it's still a long way more :D plus it's only econs..acc paper as usual was crappy and every1 was complaining tat there was not enough time la... dnt noe wat is a goods acc la... mind went blank la... the data was wrong la... all of dis was true and edexecel should look into these.. we pay good money not to get crappy data and stupid questions, we pay u all so much for a good result and with good results we can enter a better uni :D

 anyway on a higher note prince of persia rocks!!! went to watch it wit kyen kenneth jason kc and mei xian the only girl who said tat it was awkward but i noe she enjoyed the attention.. anyway the action was good the girls were hot and the cgi was good also so all in all i give it a 8 over 10

now a confession i m addicted to cod4 modern warfare so cool man wit the guns and stupid grenades which always kills me... anyway tat is the onli game now tat i m interested in so any1 wanna go cc ajak me plzzz

there is a 1st time for everything

well it was an ordinary routine to fetch my mom home from the lrt ... but actually it was eng aun who was supposed to fetch her but he was too lazy and i was like u go la.. i wearing PJ's ... but he was like go la... anyway if it was not for eng aun's laziness dis amazing story would not have happened... so i drove down the same road i have been going through for the past 8 years and it was normal till suddenly a black myvi cut into my lane to drop her kids to tuition .... fair enough.. but suddenly i saw tat she was stopping at a yellow line hmmmmmmm dnt noe if tat is allowed or not but anyway i was like nvm can squeeze through... but then.. suddenly a screeching sound... omg i scratch her car... wtf now i need to get down and look at it... w8 a minute wtf i m wearing PJs... ayo... malu... nvm got down and the worst was yet to come... saw her car ok la scratch.. then looked at mine omg holy..@#@# my car got dented and the thing was like crushed... the plate also like bucked out d omgomgomg..... then the worst part is dis %^#%ing bystander from a certain race (need i mention they like are insects which cannot die and ravish the land) which so happens to be the same race as the black myvi lady driver....

( a small break to rest ur eyes)

so dis freaking bystander was like eh ur fault la... go bang her... then the lady was like how now to settle.... then i was like look at my freaking car.... wtf i pay u when my car got more damage... then the freaking bystander eh tapi kereta dia baru... wtf like my car not new.. kena bayar... then i did not have money so i said i dnt have money la... straight forward... then the lady eh u mana boleh tak ada duit then i was like tak ada... then the bystander was like eh u bagi dia apa apa sahaja u ada... ( was getting pissed d) tak ada duit... then she was like giv me ur phone number and then took down my plate number... 

after tat i went to pick up my mom who was more angry at the fact tat i was late...

it's not over yet... then my neighbor who was a computer guy came over to fix my bro's laptop then he saw the dent and was like aiya like ping pong ball onli la... can push back 1..

so after he fixed the com he went and help me fix the car... wat a good man... and now the car looks ok .. wit a few scratches.. here and there but the huge dent is gone.. hallelujah..!!! thank God for the protection and the fact tat my car is still in good shape. 

anyway it is not a good thing to go through so many emotions in 30 mins... 1st impatient then shock then shame then panic then angry.. then sad then hopeful then happy :D

so now all i m w8ing for is to see if the lady calls me or is too lazy to call back :D hopefully she is lazy and busy wit her kids and all

but God is good. though bad things happen, there's always a good side to it. 

exams are here!!

exams are here.. yes tat is right... and yet i feel so relaxed like it does not affect me.. all well except for accs la... tat 1 i'm panicking abit... but still dont noe y i feel like nothing wrong will happen... maybe it's because i gave up all hope to try to study or maybe because i have been doing so many past year papers tat it has become a normal exercise... so see here is the thing i can score sometimes very well then suddenly the next past year paper do badly....

 anyway i have been going to CC and COD4 modern warfare rocks ( i noe i'm outdated) the graphics rocks but most of the time i die la... practice makes perfect...

oh ya i also joined a gym :D (i noe it's amazing) went there like 2 times d... so semangat man like the atmosphere.. and the music and leon... oh wait that sounded wrong .. nvm so in the not so close future maybe u will see a different shaped eng hoe :D 

so tat is all for now i noe i have very little updates tat is only because i dnt have internet and after a few days it gets blurry and there is nothing to post..

Wing Chun and awesome-ness

The main idea was to watch 'Ip Man 2'. But it ain't so simple when you are together with Afiq, Pang and of course, Eng Hoe. After some of us ate at Wendy's while waiting for Eng Hoe, we met him at the 3rd floor and behold, the massive visage of Eng Hoe, carrying his coat.

Eng Hoe: 'I thought movie starts at 4.'

Afiq : 'Ya, 4... 20'

Eng Hoe : 'What the ****?! I rushed all the way here...'

To cut a long story short, we exchanged news and latest stuff that happened to us. Pang barely passed his foundation in Science at UCSI (his own words), Afiq finished Matriculations and is now rotting at home with his XBox 360, Eng Hoe finding out that he is also 'doing well'. And so, we sat ourselves down in the cinema hall, teasing Afiq about his 'pro-ness' in reading subtitles and not understanding the dialogues.

Twister : '... yellow piece of fat outta here'

* The rest of us staring at Eng Hoe, he's keeping a straight face but cracked also, telling us off with his trademark 'Oh, shut up...'

Well, after the table fight, fellow 'sifu' KIA, training and redemption of honour on behalf of the Chinese, the movie ended with a cute boy acting as the younger Bruce Lee and also pictures of Ip Man in his older days with Bruce Lee.

Off we went in search of a place to makan and we ended up in front of Papa John's, already someone checking out the menu (need I say who?). We were about to sit down when the chain-smoker took out his beloved box of cigarettes and...

Waiter : Please sit outside if you want to smoke.

The rest of us : 'Sh*t you.' 'You don't smoke, cannot is it?'

Honestly, we have to control ourselves in public. We can't even order food without losing ourselves in laughter, those that made your jaw hurt.

Pang (small, skinny guy) : I want this, this and this... * flipping the menu, probably imitating someone

The waitress was smiling, most probably asking herself what's wrong with these 4 guys...

Afiq ordered a strawberry ice cream float, Pang and I ordered vanilla and Eng Hoe asked for the baked rice with cheese.

Funny thing was, Eng Hoe's food arrived first. He even finished it and yet our drinks weren't ready. We can see them preparing drinks and placing it on the counter but it remained for a

good 5 minutes before it was sent to our table, all the while we were cooking up random crap about the service.

Waitress : 'Ini cuma RM 29++'

Eng Hoe : 'Not enough? Let me check, oh... got tax'

We burst out laughing. Before this, Eng Hoe was collecting money for the bill but he totally forgot about the tax, thus collecting less than what's supposed to be. LOL

Anyway, we drank our floats like mad men because Afiq was rushing to somewhere. That's all for now from the Random Ass gang.

P.S. Wing Chun vs Sumo? Eng Hoe can take down Donnie Yen with his pure weight power...

so anyway dis post is made by my friend vk who have agreed to co- write my life adventures here hope u all like his style of writing and slightly better English than mine... i just love hanging out wit u guys la... all the love i feel from u all when u make fun of me...wit friends like u who needs enemies

blessing in a curse

got my accs paper back... not bad la... got 44 out of 100... at least i passed... anyway exams are coming closer and yet studying is pointless for me... cannot score high anyway.. i'm planning to go to a gym near kl sentral... super nice.. but dnt noe if i got the will power to go for the full 6 months...but if i am buff then my other friends are like super disadvantage d loh.... they sure cannot get the girls d.. cause of my super cool attitude and hot body... not that my body is not hot now but it could still use some fine tuning... so wat has been up wit me... let's see monday nothing much... but wednesday would be cool most of the college would be wearing formal and suits... awesome la...